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ikimaru:

>:] >:]

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
tags: #DC #Marvel

brodinsons:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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When the path of a man and woman are going to cross, it’s always the woman who’s expected to alter her path to avoid a collision. In addition, women restrict their stride as compared to men, and tend to hunch their shoulders and not initiate or maintain eye contact.
So I did this research my friends and I started messing around with this. We found that if you don’t alter your path when walking toward a man, a lot of men will almost run right into you, or bump their shoulder against yours, and then turn and give you this weird look. The weird looks you get are increased if you stand up straight with squared shoulders and take longer strides. I habitually walk this way now, and I continue to get puzzled looks by men who turn around after I pass them and watch me with an uncertain look.
hi.

pernicious-pencil:

marciestuck:

our-steps-seal-fate:

QUIT

FUCKING

RELATING

EVERYTHING

TO

FUCKING

HOMESTUCK

omfg.

i’m going to rip off someone’s arms and legs next time i see someone go

“omg that’s like blahblahblah in homestuck!11! they’re like exactly the same tehehe!1121!1”

NO, FUCK YOU.

GO DIE.

how do you expect to rip off our arms

when we never had any in the first place

Everyone yells and bitches about Homestuck, and the Homestuck fandom is just like

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thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

tenlocked:

luciebleedinmiller:

onlyconsultingangel:

all-aboard-the-feels-train:

*dramatic soap opera music plays in the distance*

Two households, both alike in genocide

In fair Gallifrey, where we lay our scene

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny

Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life

tags: #doctor who #dw

lorrainelola:

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

skymasterthefangirl:

Hands down one of my favorite surprises of the weekend: the Signless Sermon.

So I was walking around the Dealers Room and saw a really neat Signless cosplay, and so told him I thought it was cool. He thanked me and told me that if I was interested, he was giving a sermon in front of Artists Alley at 2:00. I figure, okay, this could be kinda neat, why not?

So 2:00 rolls around and I start migrating towards the sermon spot, thinking maybe he’ll have a few people standing around him, speaking out like one of those roadside preachers or something. To put it simply, I was wrong, and this is just another example of why you should never underestimate the Homestuck fandom. You go big or you go home.

He had a bit more than “a few people” that I had expected, and was not standing in the crowd but up on a fucking balcony preaching down to this huge-ass crowd holy shit this guy is not fucking around.

Unfortunately, the crowd was blocking traffic, but luckily this didn’t stop the sermon. He came downstairs and a hoard of Homestucks followed him outside, where he continued his sermon to all who stopped to listen. I mean this dude had a prepared speech and everything.

Oh and there was a Link cosplayer playing an ocarina in the background (you can see him sitting in the background in that last pic).

This whole thing was pretty surreal, but it was so damn cool.

tags: #homestuck

cowbuttcrunchies:

Homestuck God Tiers
Otakon 2014

♋ Karkat Vantas | Hhhhammy
Sollux Captor | Gothichamlet
Photography | Vantasticmess

tags: #doctor who #dw

zesnowman:

ticcytx:

rosetwerks:

i tried doing something rosemary wise with a twilight book i found and i turn the page and thERES A DEAD SPIDER

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(sorry I couldn’t resist)

it got better

tags: #homestuck